So it turns out the dementia symptoms Biden's supporters have long dismissed as a "stutter" are actually exactly what they look like.

The special counsel assigned to investigate Joe Biden for mishandling classified documents reports that investigators "uncovered evidence that President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen," but concludes that "no criminal charges are warranted in this matter."

Which normally would be cause for a sigh of relief by this administration and its supporters, except that among the reasons given for this conclusion is that the president has gone senile.

"We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory," Special Counsel Robert Hur writes to Attorney General Merrick Garland, saying that "Mr. Biden's memory was significantly limited, both during his recorded interviews with the ghostwriter in 2017, and in his interview with our office in 2023. And his cooperation with our investigation… will likely convince some jurors that he made an innocent mistake, rather than acting willfully — that is, with intent to break the law — as the statute requires."

Hur reports that in interviews Biden couldn't even remember things as fundamental as the years of his term as vice president, or when his son Beau died. Hur also writes that Biden's memory had gotten worse between the aforementioned recorded 2017 interviews and the interviews with the president last year.

In short, the president's brain don't work. It's shot. The "leader of the free world" has rusted out gray matter. It's like swiss cheese in there.